The girl in my Msn display picture...

Is not my girlfriend! She's just my friend. Well, ex-girlfriend, if you want to get picky about it. Some might say "friends with benefits", but to be honest we're just quite close.

Since when has having someone with you in your display picture meant that you're going out with them, anyway? Alex H isn't going out with Mahad...*

*I think that was the display picture, and I'm pretty sure they're not going out. I might be wrong.